Coins Lyrics - Eviction Notice - Wax

Eat a dick 

Or at least eat a pita chip 

Right after I skeet on it 

You piece of shit 

Tell your lies speaking lips 

They should try pleading fifths more often bitch 

And refer to me as your awesomeness 

You sayin me and "so and so" are comparable 

Then I look up "so and so" and they're terrible, you disgust me- 

Trendy rappers fall the hell off the map 

After just one listen I can tell off the bat 

There will never be a time that I have to rewind it 

On some goddamn "what was that line shit 

In fact I find it 

Rather boring's the category I put them in 

Fast forward that whack verse I'd rather hear the hook again 

I would rate your skills very low level 

And your softness as at a pills-bury dough level 

Me I have that gold medal flow 

That'll put me on a fricken podium 

You're child's play you nickelodeon 

I'm about to sprinkle sodium 

All over them wounds 

Big wax EOM homie don't get confused 

Shouldn't get your hopes up when you know your gonna lose 

You won't accomplish anything if you don't pay your dues 

I'm saying 

With all the shit I've charged to the game 

The game should issue me a credit card in my name 

No we aren't the same you are mother fucking ant sized 

My catalog is Jack's bean stalk plant sized 

I'm sick of ya'll saying ya'll spit well 

When ya'll shit sounds like dog shit smells 

Seriously take it back and say your joking 

When you rap everyone behind your back does that masturbating motion 

I worked hard for this when ya'll half-assed it 

Raise the white flag matter of fact half mast it 

Half this rap shit that you hear is half plastic 

The other human half is a lying ass bastard 

Fake biters like dentures 

Writing their bios based on someone elses adventures 

I be confusing the censors with the shit that I speak 

Cause they don't know if its some shit they should bleep 

They're like damn that's the fifth time this week 

That I've witnessed a sheet 

On my desk for inspection 

To bleep or not to bleep is an excellent question 

These words have yet to receive Webster's attention 

Spanish Webster is still fucking with the gender 

Only point I'm trying to make is give them something to remember 

Whether spitting on the microphone or strumming on the fender 

These kids get mixed up like cumming in a blender 

Same goes for you lame trolls blogging 

I would recommend less dick riding and more jogging 

You at your computer that's sipping your super big gulp 

Eating little Debbie snacks and newtons full of fig pulp 

I'm talking to you its sunny out enjoy it 

That bicycle you purchased was like money down the toilet 

Yo its funny how steroided your confidence seems 

When the last time you got laid hipsters were rocking big jeans 

2Pac was in his teens 

Variations of the running man were popular routines 

Little Nas was up in queens-- it ain't hard to tell 

He was still busy watching the smurfs battle Gargamel 

Fuck it I just keep rapping great 

Outside of the box like you used cheap packing tape 

Try again there's no time to waste 

Just make sure the drawing board you go back to is dry erase 

That shit you sharpie ain't gonna ever be sharper 

Unless that magic marker is an actual magical marker 

Even then it'd have to have a good battery charger 

Because I've been rapping since Eric Clapton was back with the Yardbirds 

I wish you the best of luck 

If ya'll agree with me that most rappers suck 

Then make like a rake on the back of a landscaping truck 

And stand the fuck up 

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