I Kissed A Girl-spoof Lyrics - Singles - Venetian Princess

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy 

He took me to meet his old Granny 

Then something phased me 

She's not like most elderly 

She kept glaring from behind the chips 

I went to kiss her on the cheek 

And 

She went for my lips! 

I kissed a girl and I liked it 

Taste of her denture cream 

If I had a drink she would have spiked it 

But it's okay with me 

I was enticed 

I found my vice 

I wish she had planted one on me twice 

It was my sin soft wrinkled skin 

Stretched saggy chin 

A toothless grin 

No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter 

Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter 

This burning flame it can't be tamed 

No! I cannot resist her snow white hair 

Vintage wheelchair 

Sparks flew the moment we kissed! 

I kissed a girl, and I liked it 

Taste of her denture cream 

If I had a drink she would have spiked it, 

But it's okay with me 

I was enticed I found my vice 

I wish she had planted one on me twice 

It was my sin soft wrinkled skin 

Stretched saggy chin 

A toothless grin