7 Things-spoof Lyrics - Singles - Venetian Princess

Ouch.....Ouch....Ouch... 

It's time for me to say this addressing all you guys. 

Except for all the drag queens, who deserve a Nobel Prize. 

But the straight guys- 

they don't realize 

what we go through everyday 

and it's a lot 

And now it's time for 

all us females 

to remind you in case 

you all forgot 

The seven things guys don't have to do: 

1.Shave legs 

2.Give birth 

3.Aunt Flo 

4.Wears skirts 

5.Wax armpits 

Hey it hurts! 

6.Wear pantyhose 

7.And paint your toes too 

8.High heels 

9.Pluck brows 

10.Skip meals 

11.Count pounds 

12.Come girls have to carry heavy mounds 

...We're way past seven now 

but I keep going anyhow. 

13.Uncomfy thongs 

14.Tight bras 

15.Tampons 

16.Blow our money on beauty salons 

17.Flat iron burns 

18.And health concerns 

from hair dye fumes 

....And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do is we do it for you. 

Sometimes we're hard to deal with 

That-we can't deny. 

But just think of the things we go through 

See, that's the reason why.. 

we 

1.Shave legs 

2.Give birth 

3.Aunt Flo 

4.Wears skirts 

5.Wax armpits 

Hey it hurts! 

6.Wear pantyhose 

7.And paint your toes too 

8.Uncomfy thongs 

9.Tight bras 

10.Tampons 

11.Blow our money on beauty salons 

12.Flat iron burns 

13.And health concerns from hair dye fumes 

And the reason why we do these crazy things that we do.... 

Is we do it for you.