Hold My Beer Lyrics - Cowboy's Back In Town - Trace Adkins

"Ah, dearly beloved, 

We're gathered up in here today to join in holy monogamy 

This here feller and this ol' gal that he brought with him." 

The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed 

The love birds were dressed in white and black 

The preacher turned to the groom and asked 

him to skip the ring on her left hand 

He turned to his best man and said 

Hold my beer 

This won't take long 

And I want it back 

And I don't want it gone 

I trust ya, buddy, here 

Hold my beer 

"I now pronounce you, y'all" 

They cut the cake and they poured champagne 

They macarana'd and formed a train 

But it crashed right into the groom's old flame 

As she came crashin' in 

The new bride just kinda grinned and said 

Hold my beer 

This won't take long 

And I want it back 

And I don't want it gone 

I trust ya, honey, here 

Hold my beer 

When the cat fight broke up 

The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash 

When somebody's cousin that nobody knew 

Yelled, "What's with this hillbilly crap?" 

You could've heard a pin drop 

And then 

Hold my beer 

This won't take long 

And I want it back 

And I don't want it gone 

Somebody, 

Hold my beer 

This won't take long 

And I want it back 

And I don't want it gone 

I trust ya, buddy, here 

Hold my beer 

"Yeah, no, no just hold it. 

No, I wasn't givin' it for you to drink. 

No. 

It's gone now. 

Never ask the preacher to hold your beer."