Hell, I Can Do That Lyrics - Cowboy's Back In Town - Trace Adkins

I was flippin' through the channels 

A lazy Sunday afternoon 

Caught the race in Talladega 

Comin' round lap twenty-two 

When the fella in the blue car 

Gave the red car a little tap 

Then a rainbow of colors 

Went flippin' down the track 

In what hat announcer called a spectacular crash 

(And I thought) 

Well hell, I can do that 

What's the big deal? 

Hit a wall in a ball of fire requires no skill 

A hundred thousand fans 

Screamin' in the stands 

He gets a bag full of cash 

To drive in circles and crash 

Hell, I can do that 

While they were under caution 

I switched it back to the football game 

My team was losin' 

Coach was hangin' his head in shame 

Then they gave thirty-two the football 

And he hit the hole fast 

Between him and the goal line 

Wasn't nothin' but grass 

Then he tripped on his own two feet 

Fell flat on his back 

(And I said) 

Well, hell, I can do that 

Man, what's the big deal 

If all they want is stumbling', fumblin' skills 

A hundred thousand fans 

Screamin' in the stands 

He gets a bag full of cash 

To sit out the second half 

Hell, I can do that 

Well I must have dozed off 

I woke up with my baby next to me 

Remote in her hand, tears in her eyes from a movie 

A romantic comedy, starring Matthew McConaughey 

Oh hell baby, I can do that 

I don't see the big deal 

Kiss a girl, save the world and the monster ain't even real 

He just takes off his shirt 

Stuntman does the work 

He gets a boat load of cash, for a quick shot of his ass 

Hell, I can do that 

Might need to wax my back 

But hell, I can do that