More Freaky Tales Lyrics - Can't Stay Away - Too $hort

Beyotch! 

Short dog's in the house once again with this pimp shit 

Chorus: 

These are the tales the freaky tales 

These are the tales that i tell so well 

For fifteen years i've been a real player 

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah 

Verse 1: too $hort 

I met this girl in atlanta 

She let a nigga fuck but i still can't stand her 

The pussy wasn't good i said "what's up bitch? 

I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?" 

She said "no", but she had another friend 

So i switched like a real pimp 

Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth 

I said "beyotch! what you talkin' 'bout?" 

She mumbled something, i don't know what she said 

Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head 

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Bitch said her name was theresa 

All on my dick like cheese on pizza 

In the a-t-l where the grass is greener 

I fucked nina, melina, sabrina and tina 

When i first moved out there, i met holly 

Five-foot one with a bad ass body 

Freaky little bitch she was a gemini 

She used to stand up and say "shoot it in my eye!" 

I met another girl went to spellman college 

Every day after school i aquired the knowledge 

I took her to my house so i could get some 

I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum 

She was hella limber, said her name was amber 

She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all i remember 

I had another freak, her name was wendy 

When i first met the bitch she said "please don't pimp me!" 

I did it anyway 

I'm coming straight from oakland, c-a 

Ain't no other way, like my girl shante 

She lives in atlanta, but she comes from the bay 

Let me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp 

Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp 

You know i can't forget about the strippers 

Cinderella with the glass slipper 

Top down in the benz ain't spendin' no ends 

Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends 

It's like lotto, you get a quick pick 

Bitches said they heard i had a big dick 

So i showed it to 'em, only took one second 

Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked 

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Chorus: 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that i tell so well 

For fifteen years i've been a real player 

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah 

Verse 2: too $hort 

I know another bitch, her name is terri 

I lied to the bitch "it's about time i get married" 

I couldn't see me pimpin' her 

So i fucked her next door neighbor, jennifer 

She had two roommates, cindy and amy 

Terri caught me creepin' and said "nigga don't play me!" 

But them hoes liked to freak 

I used to send 'em new niggas every other week 

I never would tell you all the hoes i fucked 

These are the tales, some of this shit i made up 

I change the name so i can rhyme and shit 

So if it's you, you know the time bitch! 

I spent the night with monique in between the sheets 

It was her, her girlfriend april and me 

I do it on the regular, two at a time 

Call it what you want i be a fool wit' mine 

Like them texas niggas, i never would change 

Like my niggas up in cleveland spit the good game 

These hoes recognize when i come in the door 

I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for? 

Like natalie, swearin' up and down i had to be the one 

Bitch lets have some fun 

I fucked her, you thought i didn't 

Short dog's in the house and i keep on pimpin' 

So then i fucked the twins, sharon and karen 

Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em 

Don't ask me who i fucked first, it ain't my fault 

In the end, i still got the same results 

Chorus: 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that i tell so well 

For fifteen years i've been a real player 

So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah 

Verse 3: too $hort 

Hell yeah, i never would forget charlene 

We was layin real close like two sardines 

Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit 

Next thing i know she started kissin' my dick 

You know the rest, before she left i paged mia 

I told her "i got a new freak over here" 

She rushed over, i left and when i came back 

Them hoes was lickin' cats 

They call me "short" when i'm pimpin', "dog" when i'm mackin' 

Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' 

She wants to be my love slave, i need some bug spray 

To keep these hoes away 

I never would tell you all the hoes i fucked 

These are the tales, some of this shit i made up 

I change the name so i can rhyme and shit 

So if it's you, you know the time bitch! 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that i tell so well 

For fifteen years i've been a real player 

So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) 

Beyotch! 

And it don't stop 

Old school short dog 

Still spittin' it 

Still gettin' it 

Gettin' that money 

Eastside baby, oakland 

You ain't knowin? 

Beyotch!