Invasion Of The Flat Booty Bitches (erick Sermon Remix) Lyrics - Can't Stay Away - Too $hort

Yeah, that's right 

We gon' flash back to 1983 

I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game 

Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 

1983, Too Short 

Word for word 

Like this, baby 

Invasion of the flat booty bitches 

A nigga like me, I know what's up 

I want a nasty bitch with a lotta butt 

If I can't find one anywhere 

It turns my dreams to nightmares 

Baby, right there, ain't got no ass 

But she's okay if she's got cash 

Bitches, bitches, bitches 

Invasion of the flat booty bitches 

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I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had 

Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass 

I woke up early, feeling right 

Do the same damn thing every day of my life 

'Cause every morning, you know I get 

A good blow job from a real fine bitch 

Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Short 

Thinking about the day before 

30 minutes after I rolled out 

I pulled a freak, took her to my house 

She was hella young with a lot of butt 

She sucked my dick and then we fucked 

That good tight pussy, I couldn't pass 

A light-skined freak with so much ass 

At 1 P.M., I was fuckin' away 

I wanna do the same thing again today 

Photos 

Today my story made itself 

Every bitch I saw was flat as hell 

I told myself, "I must need glasses" 

Where's them bitches with the big round asses? 

Me and me homie just wanna be tuff 

Bring two bitches then switch 'em up 

It was 3: 35, the strip was lit 

Every two blocks I saw a different bitch 

Waiting on the bus, someone was walking 

Me and my homie just started talking 

I said, "Homie, she looks good" 

He said, "That ass is flat as wood" 

I said, "What about baby in the black?" 

And he said "Short, she's all that" 

Bitches, bitches, bitches 

Invasion of the flat booty bitches 

Every single day of the week 

For every nigger living, there's a freak 

If you got game and a bed 

Why not get fucked and get some head? 

'Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked 

I just need one with a lot of butt 

Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' 

Flat booty bitches took over Oakland 

I told my homie, "I hate to say 

All the bitches with ass stay home today" 

And he said, "Short, what now" 

Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town 

I thought them bitches out there was fine 

But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind 

Bitches, bitches, bitches 

Invasion of the flat booty bitches 

We hit the beat town like Oakland players 

I knew it, bitches was everywhere 

The first one had tities so fat 

But that don't work, her ass was flat 

The second bitch was flat too 

Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool 

I said beyotch, I know I'm capin' 

Where's your ass, baby? What happened? 

She turned around, caped back on me 

Said, "Fuck you, nigga, where's your teeth" 

I dam near fell jumping out the car 

But I slapped that bitch and slapped her hard 

My homie said, "Short, we gots to cut" 

But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt 

We parked the car and took a walk 

I saw another bitch and I had to talk 

I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here 

Yeah, you baby with the long, long hair" 

Baby, came over from across the street 

Standing on the corner talking to me 

I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast 

'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass 

Sheit and I was ready to go 

We was rollin' back to the O' 

I told that bitch, "I changed my mind" 

She looked at me and she said, "Why?" 

I said,? I'm Sir, Too Short, the Oakland player 

I'm not one of them niggaz who don't care? 

It's no thang to do my duty 

But not with you and your flat booty 

In the Berkley town what did we find 

Freak after freak with no behind 

One long day, I never got in 

I'm glad that shit never happened again 

Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches 

The invasion, beyotch, is on 

That's that old school, '83 

Still pimpin', baby 

Short dog 

You know I can't stay away from this game