Gangnam Style Parody Lyrics - Singles - Thecomputernerd01

I got a cat, and when you squeeze him he goes [eeeeaaaaahhhh] 

Found an egg inside this vacuum, that smelled like hair spray, MMM 

My lips are really chapped, so then I drank a gallon of Milk 

I pop balloons when I eat brownies cause I'm hotter then your pet bird 

I like narwhals, I like llamas 

I go shopping in pajamas 

Then I go home, take a big nap 

My body is hairy and I like mayonnaise 

Patty Cake, Patty Cake 

I just made a Patty Cake 

I look like a squirrel when I ride my bike 

The kids say me and Louis look alike 

Bicycles are really awesome, until you get hit 

By a bear by bear by a girl 

Baby bananas are so much cuter then this brown thing 

What the heck is that? 

Oh you fancy huh 

What the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

What the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

Uh, what the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

Everybody squeeze a cat 

Everybody pet a cat 

Everybody pet your friend 

Everybody climb a tree 

Whoo, let's go! 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and Drake 

Oh, hey, a snake 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and steak 

Oh, hey, a rake 

We got the swagger that makes your Grandma go insane 

Drinking tea while doing heal flips is a skill I learned in spain 

I'm secretly Batman, but no one ever has a clue 

I save the world from pure destruction, and I grew up in the zoo 

I can do the monkey bars with both my eyes closed, 

I can also fly into the sky cause I got wings 

Well this is awkward I'm a penguin I can read your mind 

I like to eat my Pocky under trees 

This is my BFF, OMG 

Bicycles are really awesome, until you get hit 

By a bear by bear by a girl 

Baby bananas are so much cuter then this brown thing 

What the heck is that? 

Oh you fancy huh 

What the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

What the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

Uh, what the heck is that 

Oh you fancy huh 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and Drake 

Oh, hey, a snake 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and steak 

Hey Spiderman! 

(Not Sung) [Oh hey boys 

it's me 

Are you ready for the overdrive of a lifetime? 

You are! 

Well here's what you gotta do 

See that horse right there? 

Get on it. 

And ride it!] 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and Drake 

Oh, hey, a snake 

Heeeeeeeeeyyy, we got chapstick 

Oh, yeah, and steak 

Hey Spiderman! 

Oh you fancy, huh?