Boyfriend Parody Lyrics - Singles - Thecomputernerd01

If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you a horse 

Make you some dinner 

And drive you in my porsche 

Girl I got chocolates 

And a big vase of flowers 

I'm like Yoda 

I've got super powers 

Shoes, shoes, shoes are new 

I'm saving all these shoes for a girl like you 

I could watch your cat 

And even do your nails 

I would play with your hair 

And make a pony tail 

I want your dad to be friends with me 

Hey girl, watch me work out 

(yeah) 

If i was your boyfriend 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I would shower daily 

And carve you out of stone 

I would be like Harry 

And grow out all my hair 

If i was your boyfriend 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I'd buy your dog a bone 

Tell me 'bout your mommy 

Tell me 'bout your dad 

I like to meet parents 

They make me feeel glad 

I always fight hobos 

But girl not you 

Your butt looks really good in those jeans 

True 

Babys, babys 

girl i love babys 

I'd masage your toes 

And check for rabies 

I'd don't want to smooch 

And i don't want to dance 

I just want to show you my collection of plants 

I want your dad to be friends with me 

Hey girl, watch me work out 

(yeah) 

If i was your boyfriend 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I would shower daily 

And carve you out of stone 

I would be like Harry 

And grow out all my hair 

If i was your boyfriend 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I'd buy your dog a bone 

So give me a lance 

'Cause i really miss NSYNC 

They were really nice 

But then the JoBros came 

I love the Jonas Brothers 

But girl i love you more 

And i wish i could sing 

If Lance can sing it, everyone can to(if i was your boyfriend) 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I would shower daily 

And carve you out of stone 

I would be like Harry 

And grow out all my hair 

If i was your boyfriend 

I'd wear the best cologne 

I'd buy your dog a bone