Unhappy Birthday Lyrics - Strangeways, Here We Come - The Smiths

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 

'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die 

I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry 

Loved and lost and some may say 

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy 

It should be this way, I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog" 

May the lines sag, lines sag heavy and deep tonight" 

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday 

'Cause you're evil and you lie and if you should die 

I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry 

Loved and lost and some may say 

When usually it's nothing, surely you're happy 

It should be this way, I said, "No" and then I shot myself 

So, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight 

From the one you left behind 

From the one you left behind 

From the one you left behind 

From the one you left behind 

Behind, behind, behind 

Behind, behind, behind 

Oh, unhappy birthday 

Behind, behind, behind