Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before Lyrics - Strangeways, Here We Come - The Smiths

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me 

Stop me if you think 

That you've heard this one before 

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me 

Stop me if you think 

That you've heard this one before 

Nothing's changed 

I still love you, oh, I still love you 

Only slightly, only slightly less 

Than I used to, my love 

I was delayed, I was way-laid 

An emergency stop 

I smelt the last ten seconds of life 

I crashed down on the crossbar 

And the pain was enough to make 

A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect 

And plan a mass murder 

Who said lied I'd to her? 

Oh, who said I'd lied? 

Because I never, I never 

Who said I'd lied? 

Because I never 

I was detained, I was restrained 

And broke my spleen and broke my knee 

And then he really lays into me 

Friday night in out-patients 

Who said I'd lied to her? 

Oh, who said I'd lied? 

Because I never, I never 

Who said I'd lied? 

Because I never 

And so I drank one 

It became four 

And when I fell on the floor 

I drank more 

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me 

Stop me if you think 

That you've heard this one before 

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me 

Stop me if you think 

That you've heard this one before 

Nothing's changed 

I still love you, oh, I still love you 

Only slightly, only slightly less 

Than I used to, my love