The Ruling Class Lyrics - Eligible Bachelors - The Monochrome Set

My old man's a Viscount 

And he wears a Viscount's crown 

He buys me Cardin trousers 

Of a tasteful shade of dark brown 

He got his blue at Oxford 

And he pays my boating fees 

He sends me Fortnum's hampers 

So that I won't get hungry 

He was my man and he done me wrong 

He was my man and he done me wrong 

My old man's an earl now 

And he wears an ermine gown 

He sends me an allowance 

To spend in Eton town 

He drives a yellow Bentley 

And he beats me with his wrench 

He hires me private tutors 

To help me in my French 

He was my man and he done me wrong 

He was my man and he done me wrong 

My old girl's a duchess 

And she wears a Hartnell frock 

She's picked me out a Cheltenham girl 

Of Suffolk breeding stock 

My young fag's an MP's son 

And he warms my toilet seat 

I thrash him with a whip 

To make his character complete 

He was my man and I done him wrong 

He was my man but it done him good