The Mating Game Lyrics - Eligible Bachelors - The Monochrome Set

Kiss, lick, stroke, flick 

Quiver, quiver, shake and shiver, baby, wow 

Unclasp, flop, gasp 

Sopping, sopping, there's no stopping now 

Blond, brunette, or redhead 

Black, yellow or white 

They're all the same 

In the mating game 

But I can't complain now 

Squeeze, suck, pinch, pluck 

Wobble, wobble, grab and gobble, darling, moan 

Unzip, ooze, drip 

Dippy, dippy, wet and slippy, groan 

Blond, brunette, or redhead 

Black, yellow or white 

They kiss the same 

In the mating game 

But I can't complain now 

Bend, peel ,slap, squeal 

Doggie, doggie, shudder, on your bended knees 

Thrust, pump, spurt, slump 

Ciggy, ciggy, puff, puff, cough and wheeze 

Blond, brunette, or redhead 

Black, yellow or white 

They taste the same 

In the mating game 

But I can't complain now