I Fucked My Aunt Lyrics - The Wack - The Lonely Island

Damn, I fucked my aunt 

I can't believe I fucked my aunt 

I fucked my aunt y'all 

I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid 

Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid 

But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake 

And trips to the city, what a magical place 

First baseball game, man, I'll never forget 

Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat 

My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me 

And five years later, I fucked my aunt 

Damn, I fucked my aunt 

I can't believe that I fucked my aunt 

Man, I really fucked my aunt 

I fucked my aunt, y'all 

Rainstorms always give me the blues 

Worst one in ten years on the evening news 

She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed 

My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes 

We opened some wine and laughed like kids 

She told me funny things that her and my mom did 

But then my uncle called and she had to go 

And twelve years later, I fucked her sister 

Damn I fucked my aunt 

Can you believe that I fucked my aunt? 

Man, I guess I fucked my aunt 

I fucked my aunt y'all 

It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new 

My parents threw me a party as parents will do 

My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift 

It was an ant farm, man she was a trip 

Later that night I was up in my room 

I watched as the small ant community bloomed 

So simple, yet so complex, I contemplated my own life 

And wondered what would come next 

I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick 

And also, I fucked my aunt 

Damn, I fucked my ant 

And I fucked my aunt 

Man, we fucked our aunts 

We fucked our aunts y'all 

Oh, I can't believe it 

They fucked their aunts 

I mean, I fucked my aunt too 

But you don't see me making songs about it 

Although we technically didn't have sex 

Just some above the clothes stuff 

And some under the clothes stuff 

I mean what is sex really? 

Is it just penetration? 

Or do you have to finish? 

'Cause I finished 

Damn, I fucked my aunt y'all