There Ain't No Sanity Clause Lyrics - The Chiswick Singles... And Another Thing - The Damned

Rabies got the scabies now he's down on all fours 

Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws 

Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours 

Ah ha, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Vanian had a visit from a guy named Drac 

Says he's from the blood bank wants his ten pints back 

Singer's rather sickly, when it rains it pours 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

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Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

Did you expect that I would believe 

The tale you told last Christmas Eve 

About the man 

That man is fat and round 

Delivers gifts without a sound 

Here comes uncle Nick 

Let's give him some stick 

Here comes uncle Nick 

Let's give him some stick 

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Captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws 

Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads 

Paul plays the bass he's just debased that's all 

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause 

There ain't no sanity clause