Burglar Lyrics - The Chiswick Singles... And Another Thing - The Damned

Here we go now! 

I'm a villan I'm a rogue 

I'll nick your wallet or garden gnome 

I'm a burglar I'm a cad 

An open window I'm in your home 

I'll have your tools or kiddies toys 

And I'm not safe - a joy of joys 

I'll be the gasman or a toad 

I'll have your telly or garden hose 

While I'm scoping in the dark 

I'll strap your dog so he won't bark 

I won't disturb your only dreams 

But if you wake up there's no screams 

Related 

The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time 

Love Stinks, So Here Are 15 Anti-Valentine's Day Songs 

Modern Love: The Best Top 40 Love Songs For Valentine's Day 

I'll nick anything removable 

From the QE2 to the toilet paper in the houses of parliment 

I'll even have the milk off your doorstep 

Or the skin off a baby seals back 

'cause I'm a real villan (played backwards) 

I'll steal the paper or the milk 

Or warn your neighbours or the bill 

I'm a stealer I'm a crook 

Read about me in Mich's book 

Burglary is a life for me 

Burglary is a life for me 

People say that crime don't pay 

I drink champagne every day 

And the good lord said 'thou shall not steal' 

There is only one path and that is the straight and narrow 

It's a bit too bleeding straight and a bit too narrow for my liking 

Photos 

Ok gov It's a fair cop 

Throw on the bracelets 

Chink chink oh god I'm nicked 

I sentence you to six months... 

Take him away