Cars And Shoes Lyrics - Singles - The Coup

Now if ya gettin' in my car, don't sit down right away 

'Cause my passenger seat tilts sideaways 

And don't even try to lean the shit back 

The whole damn thang'll fall off the track 

Stick your hand out and signal for a right 

My window's stuck plus, I got a broken turn light 

Naw I ain't dippin', sometimes I get a stuck brake 

Got my rear view attached with some duct tape 

Keep yo' knee right there 

I'm tryna keep that glove compartment closed playa 

The seatbelt don't work, just tie it round your waist 

If you crash through the window, just cover your face 

The radio gets one station on AM, it's Chinese 

But if you listed, you could catch what they sayin' 

Stop complainin', I heard what you said 

So what the seat spring poked you in the leg? 

Didn't know it stabbed you but what you stompin' fo'? 

You finna put yo' foot through that hole in the flo' 

Now what you say, you gonna sue me? 

Aw, because the baby, hurt his leg and got a booby? 

Now your feelings hurt, you wanna get up out my shit 

Cool motherfucker, here you go, get yo' kicks 

You need to act a little older 

If you want that do' to open you, gon' have to use yo' shoulder 

Get the fuck up out fool, you lose, why? 

My car is better than yo' shoes 

Now, if you get in my bucket, baby 

You gotta sit on the flo' 

And I ain't go no license you know 

I'm tryin a duck the po', po' 

Now, if you get in my bucket, baby 

You gotta sit on the flo' 

And I ain't go no license you know 

I'm tryin a duck the po', po' 

See me in the town, you might think I'm a star 

Every three months in a different car 

Like the other day in a '81 Datsun 

Wit' my alternator rollin' shotgun 

Or in the fall in a '88 Seville 

Pushin' it wit my foot, down the hill 

Once I did a job, the lady didn't wanna pay me 

So she offered me a hoop tie instead, I said maybe 

'Cause it looked like it went through a war 

Missin' a door, three out of four 

Ain't bad but is it safe to drive? 

I'll wait 'til payday, then make it live 

Fixed the beat first 'cause that's my choice 

A bucket wit' the beat look like a Rolls Royce 

Next week it broke down on the Bay Bridge 

And lemme tell you that motherfucker dang-ress 

Had a hun'ed, so I hit the auction block off 

Got a seven six Pinto wit' some knock offs 

Catchin' buses be gettin' me to work late 

And you know that slow down my pay rate 

Down to zero 

No alignment make it kinda hard to steer though 

They need to pay me for all these adventures 

Tell 'em to my grandkids when I got dentures 

Makin' a buck really costs a buck fiddy 

It's only that cheap if yo' cars shitty 

Motherfuckers laughin' but it beats the AC transit blues 

Shit, my car is better than my shoes 

Now, if you get in my bucket, baby 

You gotta sit on the flo' 

And I ain't go no license you know 

I'm tryin a duck the po', po' 

Now, if you get in my bucket baby 

You gotta sit on the flo' 

And I ain't go no license you know 

I'm tryin a duck the po', po'