5 Million Ways To Kill A C.e.o. Lyrics - Singles - The Coup

Help me out 

Yo, yo, yo, yo 

Help me out 

Yo, yo, yo, yo 

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO 

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know 

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough 

You can do it funk or do it disco, y'know how this go 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO 

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know 

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough 

You can do it funk or do it disco, y'know how this go 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Well, I hope you testify that it was worth your waitin' 

On the turf debatin' how to get it percolatin' 

He workin' you while we happy just to work a day 

But I'ma slap him 'til my blood starts circulatin' 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Do you checks have elasticity? 

Did they cut off yo' 'lectricity? 

Did you scream and yell explicitly? 

Force the boss into complicity 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

I'm a white chalk stencil but I push a pencil 

Rollin dope fiend rentals through your residential 

Broke as fuck, eatin' lentils with no utensil 

Fina teach pimp class with a hoe credential 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

They own sweats shops, pet cops and fields of cola 

Murder babies with they molars on the areola 

Control the Pope, Dali Lama, Holy Rollers, and the Ayatollah 

Bump this rollin' in your bucket or your new Corolla 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Well, you might catch me on the scenic route, with my penis out 

Yellin', "Twamps for the executives with the meanest mouth" 

Wanna know what this demeanor's bout? City tried to clean us out 

Green is clout, shut 'em down they ain't never seen a drought 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

You interviewed but they ain't callin' you back 

And for the record I ain't called it a gat 

But tuck this in the small of your back 

Wait in the bathroom stall 'til I tap 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO 

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know 

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough 

You can do it funk or do it disco, y'know how this go 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

'Cept this game ain't slow, it's the creeper 

If you a janitor, get a street sweeper 

Ugly is even skin deeper 

If you can't get the Pres, get the VeePer 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

They made the murder scene before there was a coroner 

I might a been born here but I'm a foreigner 

Spillin' swigs for victims of pigs and Afeni's kid 

Flip off the lid, who you pourin' fo'? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

You too could be a corporate green killer, bean spiller, uh 

"Gangster of Love", just like Steve Miller 

They wear skivvies that's made of chinchilla 

Factory in Mexico, bought a spring villa 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

I'm from the land where the Panthers grew 

You know the city and the avenue 

If you the boss we'll be smabbin' through and we'll be grabbin' you 

To say, "Whassup with the ra-venue?" 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

And if you feel it we can even try to seal it with the 

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO 

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know 

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough 

You can do it funk or do it disco, y'know how this go 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Tell him it's a boom in child prostitution 

When he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution 

You could throw a twenty in a vat 'o hot oil 

When he jump in after it watch him boil 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in 

If you can find he can swim 

Put lead boots on him and do it again, you and a friend 

Videotape and the party don't end 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Tell that boogers be sellin' like crack 

He gon' put the little baggies in his nose and suffocate like that 

Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun 

When he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you know this one 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Make sure you ain't got no priors 

Don't tell 'em that we conspired 

We could let him try to change a flat tire 

Or we could all at once retire 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

There are just a few of the 

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO 

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know 

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough 

You can do it funk or do it disco, y'know how this go 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Bay Area, get ready to brawl 

Bay Area, are you ready to brawl? 

L.A., get ready to brawl 

L.A. are you ready to brawl? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Chi-town, get ready to brawl 

Chi-Town, are you ready to brawl? 

Detroit, get ready to brawl 

Detroit, are you ready to brawl? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Atlanta, get ready to brawl 

Atlanta, are you ready to brawl? 

Houston, get ready to brawl 

Houston, are you ready to brawl? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

New York, get ready to brawl 

New York, are you ready to brawl? 

London, get ready to brawl 

London, are you ready to brawl? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Capetown, get ready to brawl 

Capetown, are you ready to brawl? 

Tokyo, get ready to brawl 

Tokyo, are you ready to brawl? 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Yeah, The Coup 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Boots Riley 

Pam the Funk stress 

It's really goin' down 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo) 

Yeah, ya know 

In case you didn't know, gats are comin' 

The Coup, you know, sum'n, sum'n 

(Yo, yo, yo, yo)