I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon To Your Star Lyrics - Singles - The Boy Least Likely To

I was young and I was stupid, I had just turned seventeen 

I took my hits on a dumb road trip to Nashville Tennessee 

I packed my antihistamines and Tupperware drums 

A harmonica and a box guitar 

In a canvas covered wagon stuff with apples and with guns 

We quietly slipped across the border into Arkansas 

But still we couldn't find what it was we were looking for 

So we trucked on down to try our luck along the Rio Grande 

But I couldn't help but notice how 

The little things that used to make us happy, made us sad 

But still I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star 

I never would've got here if I'd followed my heart 

I didn't think much of it till I took it apart 

I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star 

We never ever made it down to Nashville in the end 

And no one ever signed our stupid country disco band 

However hard we tried, it never seemed to be enough 

We never did get famous 

Still it made us kind of happy and it kept me off of drugs 

And now I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star 

I never would've got here if I'd followed my heart 

I didn't think much of it till I took it apart 

I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star 

But still I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star 

I'm happy if you're happy but it breaks my heart 

I didn't even notice it 'til it fell apart 

I'm glad I hitched my apple wagon to your star