Why So Serious? Lyrics - Singles - Tha Joker

[Heath Ledger Joker laugh) 

[Hook) 

Why so serious? Why so serious? You are now listening to the coldest nigga period (coldest nigga period, coldest nigga period) 

You are now listening to the coldest nigga period [X2) 

[Verse by Tha Joker) 

I'm probably somewhere next to God, I'm so fly when I speak 

Just look down at my feet you'll see that nothing is beneath 

Haven't met one that could compete, still I don't know relaxing 

Coldest rapper period, someone get me a Maxi 

My buzz is getting massive these haters feeling sour 

You niggas artificial like, undying flowers 

These motherfuckers cowards 

But act like they ain't scary 

These rappers got no balls, like broken BlackBerry's 

Bitch I feel like an exam, I got all the bitches checkin' 

My money got these hoes getting off like an exit 

Got your babymomma riding, you can hear the saddle slapping 

Hitting corners in that pussy, swear my dick be Cadillacin' 

Get me one more drink, in the club straight acting 

New Polo shirt, Ralph Lauren straight chappin' 

Yeah I see you tote a gun, but I bet that you won't shoot it 

If a nigga bug me, I'mma start ship trooping 

I'm the coldest ever done it, I am trully 

If these haters had a chance to live my life, then they would do it 

But the only thing in life that is for certain is a casket 

So all I do is smoke, I thing I blew my head gasket 

They make shoot a party song, shoot a video or too 

Then watch they numbers fall like the wrong jiggamoo 

So I'm sticking to the code got all the real niggas cheering 

I wake up getting blunted call it morning rockateering 

And haters never heard, so we just shoot 'em birds 

And drop the hardest shit so listen to my terds 

Please just listen to my words, hear the messages within 

Oh no I don't gas them up, it's like my fans are hybrid 

Never catch my eyelids it's because I grind more 

That's why you can't see me, li-li-like the ocean floor 

Mississippi in the door, feeling like the last hope 

Tell them why so serious? I know it's 'cause you're broke 

[Heath Ledger Joker laugh) 

Joker! 

[Hook) 

Why so serious? Why so serious? You are now listening to the coldest nigga period (coldest nigga period, coldest nigga period) You are now listening to the coldest nigga period [X2)