My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
I'll show you what a gangsta look like, atleast suppose to X2
My name is Joker I bet you know that shit now,
Did it for fun now this how everybody want to spit now.
Stay strapped up everybody better get down,
Smoked up all the kush and now you have nowhere to sit down.
Please check the wrist now bet you wanna get that,
Keep a chopper on me, I'ma walking hella past.
See her nigga wanna be me, she just wanna freak me
She wetter than a birdbath I guess that makes me tweety.
Arab money sir, I dont have a visa
My ear is icy like I put my corn in the freezer
Hit myspace now the joker's all they know
All eyes on me like a stove but I'm cold
I'm thin but I'm bold I'm hot but I'm froze
She grinned and got chose now she going home solo.
Listen up, Joker got a little riddle:
Two Brazilian twins with 2 cold in the middle
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
I'll show you what a gangsta look like, atleast suppose toX2
It's guns, drugs, and money
That's the shit I'm into
Throwing shots at niggas man I am the bartender.
I'm bad, I'm bad, you can look at me and tell,
Money is the root of evil so my bank account is hell.
Jeweler ask if I want diamonds and I told him well certaintly
He said okay and now the chain looks like it went through surgery!
I love pussy but before I hit it make your jaw drop,
Lifetime supply of magnums, dresser drawers I dodge car lots.
Ya know I'm a freak girl you want it, just ask me
Shit Karrine Steffans told me I was too nasty
And she was talking physical, I'm also nasty lyrical
But please excuse me while my Marlboro niggas get spiritual.
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
I'll show you what a gangsta look like, atleast suppose toX2
Joker 2 cold man I spit like a spout do
My flow super cold bitch I hope you brought your house shoes.
I'm the best nigga blow up man I'm bout to
And I have a lot of potential like her mouth do.
Damn you stupid dancer, please free my lingo
So sick with this shit that I am bald from the chemo.
Swag on a million, a zillion or higher
You have on an outfit, pussy this is an attire
This ling gon' kill my liver, this smoke gon' keep me coughing
So when I'm in this bitch I'm like a dead man walking.
The club is my coffin, the Bentley is my Hirsch,
Nation is the pallbearer and C-Mo is even worse.
I spit crack on every verse, you would think I'm snorting salt
Plus hard ass hooks like I'm tryna catch a shark.
Man which rapper gonna bark, bet nobody in the game
And who is the best? Don't act like you don't know the name cause
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
My name is Joker, habitual smoker
I'll show you what a gangsta look like, atleast suppose to
X2
Artist: A.j. Croce
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