Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Lyrics - Rize Of The Fenix (vinyl Lp) - Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage 

Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage 

And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies 

Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams 

And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno 

He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage 

He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms 

"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway" 

So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble 

And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below 

Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage 

He looked at the ground 

And he looked on the stage 

The lava was throwing 

And boiling inside the old Kage 

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As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him 

He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door 

He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions 

He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore 

No one respected him 

They just rejected him 

No one would represent Kage 

Left on the streets of his dreams 

He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage 

Ahahaaa 

Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble 

They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane 

So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through 

The rain 

To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain 

Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!" 

You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade 

He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!" 

Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see that were one and the same! 

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Aaaah! 

RAGE KAGE! 

OH RAGE KAGE! 

There'd be magic inside that old name 

And you know that you know 

When you're going completely insane 

Oh the Rage Kage! 

Oh the Rage Kage! 

All the line we rolled once again 

And you know 

Yes you know 

When you're going completely insane 

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 

Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again, 

Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.