Hard (a Monster Made It) Lyrics - Strangeulation - Tech N9ne

Strange Music! I know ya'll see us! 

Ya'll saw that Forbes list 2 years in a row, nigga, don't play! 

And we still doing it! 

Harder than most of ya'll motherfuckers out there, y'all know it! 

I'm bout to show you right here, check it out 

I been reppin' heavy to all you tardy cats 

While you gettin' over with ya piss and farty raps 

Been smokin' hella enough to bring Bob Marley back 

I still kill 'em all but I gotta shake 'em like "where the party at?" 

Let up ya dresses, confess it, Tech is impressive 

His message, eff, it, stretches from Zacatecas to Texas 

I'm excessive with breasts-es 

When I press it, meshes make messes 

That's where the sex is, it breakfast 

Yes, they blessed as Hugh Hef is! 

I round the foes with all kind of flows 

Time for the N9ne because I'm the chosen 

Never gotta be foolish to get the dough 

Like a lot of you actin' up on TV to get a ho 

You don't wanna have to fight on my card 

I give the type of choppin' that should be barred 

I'm gonna shoot beyond the stars, you try and disregard 

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My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

Moon stricken, yeah, they think I'm crazy 

When they ask me how I rap so quick, I say poon-lickin' 

Don't play my shit, you'll have everyone in the room bitchin' 

Doomed if and you got (ravished) and now my tomb's kickin' 

Four score, seven years a ho 

Knockin' em down with me, 99 beers to go 

Chuggin' around 50, mix the Lou then cheers to slow 

Muthafuckas who never loved us simply cause they feared the flow 

Spit lyrics to get vicious rippers to get the pit 

Diss this and get whipped, hit this trick with this pistol grip 

Bitch, this is the fifth, if suspicious, here's a stiffen of this 

Sniffin' this-- Wait, what was I sayin'? 

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My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

Just when your coat off you enter the rain 

Two dollar haters yeah I'm a be a vender for change 

Sender of pain to ya lady I'mma lend her the thang 

And she gonna take it from me and the newest member of Strange 

Kings get assassinated, castles all crumble 

Forever lives the legend of a poet who is humble 

Words to live by, now I die by a strange code 

About to kill this verse, they call me Murs if you ain't know 

I don't rap fast, I'mma leave that up to Tech and 'em 

Ces, Bernz, Krizz, Rittz, Wrek, and the rest of 'em 

Zero estrogen, my heart, it only pumps lava 

DNA is black mamba with a little chupacabra 

I'm a monster, I'm a problem, I'm a motherfuckin' beast 

I'm a red nosed pit, off the motherfuckin' leash 

I'm a livin' fucking legend, man, the rest of y'all just walking dead 

Pharaoh with a arrow, call me Daryl, takin' off my head 

My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

My shit is hard! Constipated 

They wonder why it's so killa, cause a monster made it 

My shit is hard! I'm the greatest 

Look around, that's why everybody's congregated 

It's getting to the point where 

I don't even wanna work with rappers no more man 

All these years trying to get 'em all to see 

Now I just wanna do what I been doin' 

Just makin' music for my technicians to bang 

You know what I'm sizzlin'? 

Bang! Bang! Bang! For Strange! 

Bang! Bang! Bang! We're gonna bang! For Strange!