You're A Mean One, Mrgrinch Lyrics - Christmas Cheers - Straight No Chaser

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 

You really are a heel. 

You're as cuddly as a cactus, 

You're as charming as an eel. 

Mr. Grinch. 

You're a bad banana 

With a greasy black peel. 

You're a monster, Mr Grinch 

Your heart's an empty hole. 

Your brain is full of spiders, 

You've got garlic in your soul 

Mr Grinch 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. 

You're a nasty, wasty skunk. 

Your heart is full of unwashed socks 

Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch. 

The three words that best describe you, 

Are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk." 

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch 

With a noxious super nos 

You're a crooked jerky jockey and, 

You drive a crooked horse 

Mr Grinch! 

You're a three-decker sauerkraut 

And toadstool sandwich, 

With arsenic sauce!