The Christmas Can-can Lyrics - Christmas Cheers - Straight No Chaser

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear 

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping! shopping! shopping! 

Christmas Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red nosed deer 

Songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year 

Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween (Joy to the World) (I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas day, on Christmas day) 

It's not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly) 

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear 

(Hark the herald angels sing) (Joy to the world!) 

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping! shopping! shopping! 

Christmas season, starting sooner every year 

It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees 

Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind 

Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch 

Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, The Grinch, or Charlie Brown 

It's time...(Hey!) 

It's time to do the Christmas can-can 

If you can't, can't dance well that's okay (not going to do the kick line) 

All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents 

wrap them up and pray for snow (Ho!) 

Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters 

Screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la) 

Maine all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can 

Halloween to Christmas day 

It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer 

Hey what's troubling you my friend? 

It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish (not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish) 

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay 

You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday (Oye!) 

Hey he's right who made these laws? 

Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus! 

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus 

(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) [Guys! Guys!] 

Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can 

join in the parade (I'm going to go grab some Chinese food) 

All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand presents 

wrap them up and pray for snow (Ho!) 

Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters 

screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la-la-la) 

France all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end 

Wait! 

For our ending 

We should share this holiday 

Hava Nagila a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you, a happy Hanukkah to you 

A merry Christmas, Hanukkah and also Kwanzaa. Merry 

Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too (ho)