Asian Hooker Lyrics - Feel The Steel - Steel Panther

I'm in Tokyo 

looking for a ho 

Tried to score some blow 

But I don't speak Japanese 

Find a geisha girl 

Take her for a whirl 

Wrap a tuna roll on my dick 

And the bitch is on her knees 

Sucky fucky 

Sucky fucky 

Sucky fucky 

Smells like sushi 

Asian hooker! 

Hot little motherfucker! 

Asian hooker! 

Dirty little cocksucker! 

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I'm in South Korea 

Broke out with gonorrhea 

Now I totally figured it out 

That's why it hurts when I go pee 

I feel like a jerk 

'Cause my dick won't work 

It's like I got punched in the nuts 

By a dude who knows Tai-chi 

Sucky fucky 

Sucky fucky 

Sucky fucky 

Smells like sushi 

Asian hooker! 

Hot little motherfucker! 

Asian hooker! 

Dirty little cocksucker! 

Hey, I'm the man with a plan 

I'm fuckin' going to Japan 

Gonna spend a couple grand 

Just fucking hookers in the can 

Fuck the rest of the band 

I'm fucking going to Asian 

Do some coke and get a tan 

I'm fuckin' gonna be the man! 

Asian hooker! 

Hot little motherfucker! 

Asian hooker! 

Dirty little cocksucker! 

I want them Asian 

Hookers! 

Let's fuck some Asian 

Hookers!