Business For Pleasure Lyrics - Singles - Spork Kills

VERSE 1 

Girl, you got me wrong 

We got along 

But not because of your strange chemistry 

You're in the workspace next to me 

And they got rules about this kind of stuff 

Lots of folks wanna rock the boat 

It's almost like they don't know you're not supposed 

To put your lips on a chick, that you got to know 

In the office, especially when she's one of your bosses 

Of course, it's due to the forces of nature 

That makes ya a fool when she offers 

To head to the saloon for a Foster's 

You're only gonna end up gettin' the boot by human resources 

CHORUS 

Just say... 

No way... 

Someone stop me... 

Hey, I got benefits, man, this job's great 

VERSE 2 

Girl, you got me wired 

It's awful dire 

Let's not get fired 

And it's not my Pops that hired me anyway... 

I ain't naming names...but you know what I'm sayin!! 

Meet me at the water cooler for a nightcap 

Nice memo, girl, did you write that? 

We're in the office and this is how Mike acts 

I don't think this is what you meant by my staff 

But despite that, we're doing the dirty 

To think, it all started out with you bein' flirty 

I bet you thought you'd never see Louis in early 

But this girlie's got her paws glued to my curlies 

CHORUS 

Just say... 

No way... 

Someone stop me... 

I can't give all this 401K! 

VERSE 3 

Girl, you got me whipped 

There's lots of fish 

To jostle with 

Just not in this strange seascape rendering 

Girl, you rocked my heart so hard 

It's off the doctor's chart 

And it smarts, but we ain't surrendering! 

They sent in the General Management 

And a panel for examining sexual harassment 

And the workplace analyst, heavy scrutinizer 

Our first date will happen, when they send me to retire 

Every supervisor likes getting ravished 

Tell me who's the wiser if their eyes never catch us in the practice 

If they do, they might let me have it. 

Damn girl you better have a nice severance package 

CHORUS 

Just say... 

No way... 

Someone stop me... 

Oh all these unused vacation days 

Just say... 

No way... 

Someone stop me... 

I used to have such a great resume