Black Widow Lyrics - Singles - Spork Kills

INTRO 

She's the poster girl 

For facists and sadomasochists 

Or anybody looking for an ass to kiss 

She controls your world 

And snatches your ego at the wrist 

VERSE 1 

I had a run-in with a beautiful miss 

She had the fattest onion 

And a set of super-full lips 

Never imagined someone cuter than this 

My heart track was pumpin fast, 

chewin my nails to the cuticle tips 

And it's too late, Naw! 

In fact, it's practically three late 

To fathom e-scape 

She had me had at (whistle) Hey! 

And these days, I don't even practice a faith 

But I'm still back on my knees, babe 

And that's where I'll stay for my... 

CHORUS 

Black Widow 

Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no! 

Black Widow 

Ipso facto that nobody is this cold 

Black Widow 

See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly 

Black Widow 

She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me 

VERSE 2 

Oh, the sweet joy of kissing the ruler 

If this isn't cooler than cool 

Then I'm a miserable fool 

Or just a sucker for a lover who's formidable cruelty's 

A tool she employs to belittle and use me 

And usually you'll see me strolling in a dog leash and collar 

Wherever she leads, I follow 

She never even bothers to listen to the sweet sonatas I jot her 

Somehow it just keeps me hot for my... 

CHORUS 

Black Widow 

Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no! 

Black Widow 

Ipso facto that nobody is this cold 

Black Widow 

See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly 

Black Widow 

She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me 

VERSE 3 

I send her flowers, she refuses to notice me 

And spend my hours trying to write her beautiful poetry 

I tend to shower gifts and affection in the widow's direction 

She only sees me as a food that she hopes to eat 

Totally raw, like when you go to the store and buy sushi 

It's cool beans, I know what I'm for 

And I could never grow to be more 

Cuz in the scope of her thoughts 

I'm supposed to be walked on, as though I'm the floor 

Come on! 

OUTRO 

She kiss so cool 

Sweetness so cruel 

Meanness so kind 

Please miss all mine 

She kiss so cool 

Sweetness so cruel 

Meanness so kind 

Please miss all mine