Hoedown Lyrics - Singles - Special Ed

Yo, I know you know a hoe 

You might know a few 

This jam is about two 

Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down 

(hoedown) 

This is the hoedown 

(hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

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[ verse 1 ] 

Lucy, I remember lucy 

With the big fat juicy 

Watermelons comin out the grocery store 

Saw her comin out of the door 

I said, "miss, can I help you with this? 

Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss" 

She said, "of course," kissed with force 

Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse 

I said, "excuse me, please don't bruise me 

Please don't tease or skeeze or use me 

I'm not like that, I'm not kinky 

Would you please remove your pinky 

>from my rear? 

Can't you hear? 

What's the matter? 

Get your hands off the platter 

We're standin outside on a crowded block" 

I felt her hands goin down on my sock 

It's a polo, she was so low down 

I coulda swore her knees was on the ground 

I said, "damn ma'am, get on your feet 

Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat" 

Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her 

In the store, to buy some more 

Tissue, I said, "good-bye, I'm gonna miss you" 

She said, "no," I said, "yo hoe, ho-ho, merry christmas" 

This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if 

You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing 

Would they all come piling? 

On your body, growin like hair, yeah? 

Well, just think of me as there 

Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day 

Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay 

You could say she was disturbing my peace 

So I called the police 

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Cause yo 

This hoe was low down 

(hoedown) 

And this is the hoedown 

(hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) 

[ verse 2 ] 

I was coolin on the ave, it was a regular day 

Lookin for a girlie, cause I wanted to play 

Saw a girl, as I examined her back 

Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple big mac 

As she turned around I had a look at the grill 

I said, 'nah - chill' 

I turned around, I was about to jet off 

When I took a step and bumped into something soft 

It was a girl, she was the sweetest thing 

Yes indeed, she was a meal, she was fit for a king 

I was scopin, but hopin and hopin to rope in 

My desire was up, and my resistance was slopin 

She said, "excuse me, but I was wrong 

Maybe I came on a little bit too strong" 

I couldn't talk, I couldn't even think 

I said, "well, can I make it up, can I buy your a drink? " 

She gave a nod to show her acception 

To my pleasure, but with one suggestion 

Yo, to be alone was the suggestion she had 

Which was even better, so we went to her pad 

I brought the wine that you call rose 

We snuggled up in the couch, yes, we got cosy 

She put the glass to her lip, and then she took a sip, and 

Tried to get up, but she was slippin and trippin 

Did a double summersault, the girlie was flippin 

Took a step back, took out the hair clip, and 

Unbuttoned her blouse, yes, the girlie was strippin 

Put her hands on my pants, the zipper was zippin 

Laid me down on the couch, sat down on my hip, and 

Straddled up, and then she took a dip, and 

The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip, and 

I called her name out loud, I said, jodie - oh!" 

I said, "you must be down with the rodeo 

The way you ride, it might sound silly 

But you're ridin up and down like bronco billy" 

Time went by, the sex had stopped 

I looked around, I saw jodie just dropped 

What was the matter, yes, the girl was in shock 

She said, "special ed, I think it was your - 

But never mind, I be fine, just chill" 

I said, "that's what you get for playin buffalo bill" 

In a minute the girl recouperated 

Gave her some super-strenght, and she ate it 

I then waited till she finished some soup 

And then I said, "get the hell out, good lookin out, troop" 

Cause yo 

This hoe was low down 

(hoedown) 

And this is the hoedown 

(hoedown) 

(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown) 

(hoedown) 

(hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)