Fly Mc Lyrics - Singles - Special Ed

I hold the fly microphone in the fly right hand 

I'm a real fly guy, better yet fly man 

The title that I hold is the fly emcee 

Why? Cause I'm fly, yeah, that's me 

You see, I'm flier than a flyer to a hip-hop jam 

I can even fly higher than a plane from PanAm 

Flew, took a flight, yes, to France in the fall 

They be cryin when I'm flyin, cause I'm flier than them all 

Went to France because I was bored 

So I took a flight over on the fly Concorde 

On arrival I was greeted by the king of France 

The queen, a band playin for the circumstance 

Up came the royal crier, he unrolled his scroll and said 

"He's flier than the sire and his name is Special Ed" 

The king said, "You really think you're really that fly?" 

I said, "He read it and he said it," he said, "That's a lie" 

I said, "I'm fly, I never lie and, yo, my name is Special Ed 

And if you don't get out my face, I'm gonna fly your royal head" 

The king tried to call on his royal troops 

Pulled out the Uzi and the king said, "Oops!" 

Up jumped the queen, she called me a nut 

So I kicked her in the butt, then I slapped the royal slut 

Said, "Silence! Stop the violence, hear what I have to say - eh" 

The tuba played a note, so I shot the tuba player 

Hell broke loose, the queen just rushed me 

Grabbed me by my pants, began to hush me 

Pushed me on the plane, dragged off the shoes 

The Levi button fly, 501 blues 

Ripped off the shirt, took off her royal crown 

Disrobed the royal robe, took off the royal gown 

Hotter than a stove, worked me over, she was illin 

She was suckin me and fuckin like a heated gorilla 

Thought to myself, could this really be true, and 

Yo, then I thought: yo, what the hell am I doin? 

Gave her her clothes and I said, "Good night" 

Opened up the door, but the plane was in flight 

She said, "Special Ed, we're in the middle of the sky!" 

I said, "So? I know, you don't have to fly," I 

Licked the switch and flew the latch 

Then I kicked the bitch through the cargo hatch 

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