Ticket Outta Loserville Lyrics - Singles - Son Of Dork

When I go to sleep I pray 

I'm waking up to I got you, babe 

Like the guy from Groundhog Day 

Just wanna live forever this way 

Flash back to seventeen 

I got my ass kicked by the football team 

Another loser on the scene 

Editor of the chess club Fanzine 

I asked you out for losing truth or dare 

The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah 

Pinch me, is this real? 

I'm on a one way ticket out of Loserville 

Now I'm off the social flat line 

Things are so good that I'm 

Taking down my star trek shrine 

And you're more than just my valentine 

You're my ticket outta Loserville 

She gives me butterflies 

Says I'm not like all the other guys 

Doesn't care what car I drive 

She still enjoys the ride 

And when I got to sleep I know 

That you'll be there tomorrow 

And it gives me vertigo 

It was just a week ago that 

I asked you out for losing truth or dare 

The guys were cracking up 'til you said yeah 

Pinch me, is this real? 

I'm on a one way ticket out of Loserville 

Now I'm off the social flat line 

Things are so good that I'm 

Taking down my star trek shrine 

You blew me out on a Sunday night 

You were bored to tears pretending 

Knew what you wanted and I'm nothing like the 

Guy in your happy ending 

Well, you were wrong to lead me on 

Now in the night I wake up screaming 

Where the hell did I go wrong? 

Where's Scotty when you need him? 

Pinch me, is this real? 

I'm on a one way ticket back to Loserville 

Heading for the social flat line 

Things are so bad that 

I'm dusting off my star trek shrine 

This is where it ends and I can taste the glory 

How can I depend on a better story? 

Made it, blew it, couldn't save it 

Think about her all the time 

It's like I never had her valentine 

So I guess I better kiss goodbye 

To my ticket outta Loserville