Eddie's Song Lyrics - Welcome To Loserville - Son Of Dork

Eddie kick started his career 

One Summertime in May 

A shitty band with friends from school 

But only he could really play 

The moment that he took the stage 

The fans were blown away 

I always knew that he'd go far 

I'm glad I lived to see the day 

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he 

Doesn't know 

Shame he'll never be around to 

See them grow 

Said he screwed a different girl 

After every show 

But he was always way too gone 

To remember though 

So Eddie doesn't know 

At 3a.m, it's getting late 

The after party's closed 

But everybody follows Eddie 

They just won't leave him alone 

Calls seven girls to his hotel room 

Takes off all their clothes 

Some people say he had it easy 

But that is just the way it goes 

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he 

Doesn't know 

Shame he'll never be around to 

See them grow 

Said he screwed a different girl 

After every show 

But he was always way too gone 

To remember though 

So Eddie doesn't know 

He's in deep and there's a reason 

He's all alone and he can't change 

Like the seasons 

They come and they go 

To all the kids who don't look 

Like their Mum and Dad 

Don't freak out, don't you let 

It make you mad 

As long as they both love you then 

You should be glad 

Just think about the little problem 

Eddie had 

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he 

Doesn't know 

Shame he'll never be around to 

See them grow 

Said he screwed a different girl 

After every show 

But he was always way too gone 

To remember though 

So Eddie doesn't know 

Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he 

Doesn't know 

Shame he'll never be around to 

See them grow 

Said he screwed a different girl 

After every show 

But he was always way too gone 

To remember though