Swap Meet Louie Lyrics - Mack Daddy - Sir Mixalot

*SPOKEN* 

"Hey, homeys!" 

"Who me?" 

"Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler." 

"Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" 

"Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the 

dope..." 

"Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm 

straight." 

"Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? 

M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" 

"What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake 

Louie, baby 

if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." 

"Excuse me, I'd like to buy some." 

"You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth 

number 2 for 

the crack pipe." 

"Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby." 

*RAP* 

Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit 

But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots 

So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless 

Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass 

In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek 

Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet 

You're saggin', droop like a bawla 

Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her 

Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me? 

Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. 

A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep 

Through cazelley's she peeks 

Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on 

Swap meet weave, with the swap meet thongs 

Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw 

Little Mary Pong is RAW 

She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" 

Start buying all your Louie in the hood 

And your sprung, on the two for one 

Fake Louie at the swap meet, son 

Now you know brown Louie is played 

But you're drunk and you just got paid 

So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya" 

Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?" 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

That's right, tell em homeys 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

Right here baby 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

What you need? 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

You don't know jack about this Louie 

Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue 

Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat 

Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on 

The couple got sprung and the wife want some 

Louie Vee hat with the diamonds 

Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal 

The hat mighta had a L V on the back 

But at the swap meet that ain't jack 

But she bought it, cost about three hun 

Mary Pong said you're the one 

But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' 

Baby girls Louie started fadin' 

Now she's tryin' to take it back 

But the swap meet don't play that 

Cause when a customer tries to intimidate 

Mary Pong pulls a .38 

She ain't about to get bum rushed 

She's strapped an' she's ready to bust 

But at the swap meet you don't pay tax 

They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch 

Swap Meet Louie, clockin' lotsa dolla's 

Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold 

Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets 

Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet 

Buyin' much gear for the feet 

When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face 

Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes 

The brother bought the tape and kept steppin' 

Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon 

I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it 

What's up with the bootleg music? 

Mary Pong is about to get jacked 

She had a stack of big bootleg racks 

Me and Attitude creeped like snakes 

Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break 

The whole swap meet went crazy 

I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze 

Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk 

Hit the gas and the tach just sunk 

Like that, I'm outta there 

Swift brothers like to roll in pairs 

So we jet, to the boulevard fast 

Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

That's right, tell em homeys 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

Right here baby 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

What you need? 

Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie 

You don't know jack about this Louie