Sprung On The Cat Lyrics - Mack Daddy - Sir Mixalot

*SPOKEN* 

Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years 

(years and years) 

I said for years 

But now we're being messed over 

I said now we're being messed over 

You done fell in love with the cat 

You know what I'm talking about "The Cat" 

It'll get ya 

*RAP* 

Meow, meow, the cat will get ya 

If you let it get wit' ya 

Some brothers wanna spend alotta money 

Just to get a little honey 

But the honey gets runny when the money's funny 

'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip 

'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya 

And don't say I didn't warn ya 

Go down to the beach 

See the girls in bikini's 

Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (Yeah) 

Should I preach (Preach, preach) 

Awreit, back to the beach 

A O.G. from the hood 

Went down to the beach but his game was weak 

Met a sweet thing named Yolanda 

She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda 

So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch 

Better come on an' get wit' dis 

A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin' 

But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him 

Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back 

Of his big black Cadillac 

The next day, the O.G. wasn't playin' no ball 

'Cause he took her to the mall 

Buyin' everything from skirts to boots 

Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots 

But in the end another fool got jack 

'Cause he was sprung on the cat 

Sprung on the cat, check it out 

There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette 

Had a job at the U.P.S. 

I ain't dissin' 'cause U.P.S. pays money 

But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh 

He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down 

But Dave wants to get around 

Put the top down on the 'vette 

Hit the south side of Seattle 

Lookin' for sex 

Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat 

And boom, there it is...three freaks 

Thick, walkin' with a natural switch 

And Dave starts getting that itch, huh 

You know a 'vettes only got two seats 

But Dave wasn't listening to me 

All three of them jumped in the car 

Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar 

But them drinks ain't cheap out there son 

Five dollars for one of them daiquiris 

And Dave was treatin' 

And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin' 

Two hundred dollars worth of fish 

And Dave wants to make a little wish 

A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie 

Play BBD and said do me 

At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat 

He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette 

Ooh, that's the wrong move, black 

You must be sprung on the cat 

Sprung on the cat 

Sprung on the cat 

Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago 

You mean she DID put that cat on you, you're talkin' to 

Attitude, be straight with me man 

I'm cruisin incognito 

850i with the smoked out windows 

An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw 

When it comes to girls I done seen it all 

Then along came a girl named Joyce 

She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce 

At the stop sign she did something with her tongue 

Could Mix be sprung? 

Her cat was calling me 

And I started rolling slowly 

Pulled up to the bumper 

'Cause I wants to thump her 

So she pulls up into Texaco 

And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls 

Now I'm checkin' out the body 

This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty 

Followed her to the motel 

Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel 

Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose 

I dipped in the juice 

So what's up with the Rolls 

Checked the registration 

And the Rolls was stole 

Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat 

But I ain't sprung on the cat 

Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat 

If you're sprung on the cat 

You might as well eat the cat 

Sprung on the cat 

Sprung on the cat 

Maharaji over there all quiet 

I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat 

How 'bout Attitude Adjuster 

Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what? 

I think it's Critical Mass 

Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat 

Yo, P.L.B. I know you eatin' somethin' 

ME? What you snackin' on??