Bigtime Lyrics - Singles - Shel Silverstein

Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtime 

Hey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtime 

I wheeled right in them swinging doors 

Out through the window with half of that store 

Everybody stopped and roared here comes Bigtime 

Lemme grab me a bottle when I bit off a tap cause I'm bigtime 

I do a 90 miles an hour in this speedin' trap and that's bigtime 

I rolled up the telephone pole and then I kissed 15 women fought 16 men 

I thought I'd start over again for another bigtime 

And then a cop come up he said I see you've been enjoyin' quite a bigtime yeah 

But you got to pay for what have been destroyed Mr Bigtime 

I told that cop you better cut right out 

Cause you're a little bitty man I'm a great big trout 

I swung at him and the lights went out on my bigtime 

Hey here I am coolin' in the country slam and this is the bigtime 

The judge didn't believe how imprtant I am he gave me bigtime 

And in the bunk above me there is a poor tempted soul 

He shot his wife cause she sneezed untold 

Hope he didn't catch cold here in the bigtime 

Hey when I get out I can have it made I could be bigtime 

Vause my safecracker buddies wanna teach me the trade in their bigtime 

I thanked them kindly but I told them no when I get out I'm gonna take it slow 

A cup of hot chocolade and a late late show will be my bigtime 

Yea cup of hot chocolade and a late show will be my bigtime