Surf Goddess Lyrics - How To Make Enemies And Irritate People - Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone 

but it happened to me 

I fell in love with a west coast girl 

an amazon in ripped jeans 

Looking out at Lake Michigan 

wishing that I was there 

She's hanging ten out in Hollywood 

two thousand miles away 

There's no doubt 

the prettiest girl that I've seen 

that you're just about 

You look so cool 

hanging by the pool 

you're the only girl for me 

Surf Goddess I'm in love with you 

I can't make all of the clubs with you 

I can't make all of your shows 

I gotta scrape the ice off the van 

I gotta shovel the snow 

But if you stop by the Montrose beach 

next time you're in Illinois 

I swear I wouldn't tell anyone 

just don't walk away from your boy