Planet Of The Apes (ben Weasel) Lyrics - How To Make Enemies And Irritate People - Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes 

You're a primate, primate. 

Planet of the apes 

You're what I hate, I hate. 

This Orangutan, is a one man gang 

Is a fucking goon, a big fat ass baboon. 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh ohhh 

Planet of the apes 

You are so wrong, so wrong. 

Planet of the dinks 

Here comes King Kong ding dong. 

You're a simian, you're the missing link. 

This club's a zoo, thanks to you 

And your gorilla buddies too. 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh 

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes 

Whoa oh oh oh ohhh