Christmas Wrapping Lyrics - Singles - Save Ferris

Hohoho woke up this morning 

With a scary feeling 

Realized it was november first 

Christmas, oh my god it's nearing 

"what am I to do?" I said 

Then I covered up my head 

Prayed for sleep for two more months 

Until this holy mess is over 

Wasn't that lucky turned on the tv 

Beanie babies on the news 

Biggest selling gift this year 

What's a tired jew to do? 

So tv off tried to escape 

Called my friend from silverlake 

Said to meet on fairfax for 

Some coffee and a kugel 

Talked about our fear and dread 

Of tinsel lights and parties 

Suddenly like a bad dream 

Fairfax was transformed into a 

Holiday paradise 

Everywhere was hanukkah 

Shiny sparkly blue and white 

Isn't this a little soon? 

I got up quick ran to the mall 

Before my pain got any worse 

What a stupid thing to do 

I'm a sitting duck in santa's zoo 

Suddenly I couldn't walk 

I couldn't breath I couldn't move 

Children running everywhere 

Screaming 'tis the season 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

But I think I'll miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

But I think I'll miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I think I'll miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I think I'll miss this one this year 

December first the pain's half gone 

Thought about adam's hanukkah song 

He forgot to mention me 

That's ok his song was better 

Photograph on santa's lap 

I'm over my fear of shopping 

Bought gifts for all my goyim friends 

One for each not eight 

Sorting cards from all my friends 

Sweet of them to take the time 

One pile for all the christmas cards 

From friends who just don't get it yet 

Hanukkah day on overload 

I just can't stop eating 

I've had so many latkes that 

My toches is gonna explode 

Thought I'd walk it off 

And so I walked to the kabbalah 

Center just to kill some time 

I thought I spotted madonna 

Christmas day hanukkah's done 

Woke up feeling funny 

'cause I have lost half my hair 

And I have spent all of my money 

What's a jew to do today? 

L.A. is a ghost town 

Looks just like another year 

Of movies and chinese food 

Then suddenly I laughed and laughed 

Caught on to what was happening 

Christmas magic's brought this tale 

To a very happy ending 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I couldn't miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I couldn't miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I wouldn't miss this one this year 

Merry christmas 

Merry christmas 

I wouldn't miss this one this year