Whutchu Jewwin? Lyrics - Singles - Rucka Rucka Ali

Jews keep tryin' to sue me, 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal yo' shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, 

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue 

They take your ring, they take your watch 

They take your rocks, they take your pipe 

When you ain't lookin', they take your bike 

Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life 

Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em 

But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman 

So trust me, homie, they rip you off? 

Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off! 

They made Einstein, stand in line 

For Chinese food, wasted his time 

He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em 

Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim" 

And if you're black, don't go to court 

Cause they gonna ask you 

"Where was you last Tuesday?" 

Get a Jewish lawyer 

Wanna date his daughter 

And you're black? 

Yeah, good luck with that. 

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Jews keep tryin' to sue me, 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, 

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue 

Jews keep tryin' to sue me 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue 

How do Jews, try to sue 

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Let's all be honest! 

OK, let's do this 

You fuckin' hippies 

You're fuckin' Jewish! 

The fuck you doin'? 

Rich son-a bitch! 

Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich! 

So why you sayin' 

That you're Indian? 

You smoke the purp? 

You're European! 

Always complainin' about 

Something or another so 

Go tell your mother, fuckin' grow up! 

Answer this question 

Don't get offended, 

What's your connection to 9/11? 

OK, you're right, it wasn't you 

Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue! 

OK, we got it, Hitler was bad 

Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran 

Well, I don't like 'em 

I think their wack, 

They steal your shit and they're not even black! 

Jews keep tryin' to sue me, 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, 

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue 

Jews keep tryin' to sue me 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue 

How do Jews, try to sue 

STOP! 

Stop tryin' to take my shit! 

(Oh it's just to borrow) 

No! No! 

(I'll give it back!) 

Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit! 

(I'm gonna sue you!) 

Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it 

Why won't you eat bacon? 

(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!) 

Jews keep tryin' to sue me, 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, 

Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue 

Jews keep tryin' to sue me 

How do Jews do that shit? 

Why do Jews steal your shit? 

How do Jews do that shit? 

How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue 

How do Jews, try to sue 

(OY VEY!)