I'm A Korean Lyrics - Singles - Rucka Rucka Ali

(rucka-rucka ali. a-a-a-a-a-ali) 

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring 

banana phone 

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring 

banana phone 

i'm a korean 

oh hello remember me? 

(i'm a korean) 

my name is DJ Not Nice 

(i'm a korean) 

you might remember me from my last record-ching chang chong 

(i'm a korean) 

you made me very rich 

now i roll in american money 

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I'm a korean 

and i like my chinese food cooked right, cause they're not giving me the good rice 

and the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian 

i don't like how my beef pork looks like and the last time i eat your food i 

got the rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing 

(tee-hee) 

and you might not believe i could fight 

i'm a white belt but i have two stripes 

i don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white europeans 

(tee-hee) 

i would like to just drink my bud light 

maybe bomb a couple things in hawaii 

and blow up the countries i don't like cause i'm a korean 

Photos 

i'm not that nice (uh-uh) 

i build a bomb (yeah) 

then pick a country (you) 

and blow it up (boom) 

i work for NASA (cool) 

we look a stars (wow 

you know Apollo 

that movie is...good 

i talk like ching chang chong 

why do you drop on me so much napalm 

i've been trained to kill with my tai kwon do 

and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (b-b-b-bonzai) 

i like to play magic cards 

you heard of china i was in 

charge 

of chinatown, in vietnam 

i'm still around, you can come through to play 

when i play poker i just throw all my chips in 

hello, i'm yellow, just like homer simpson 

i smoke coke it's fun 

you think i'm joking man 

i made a lot of money from pokemon 

i'm a korean 

(tee-hee) 

i think Micheal Jackson's a good guy 

I don't mind if he sleeps with youngs guys 

cause in my country we can touch young guys 

on their penis 

(tee-hee) 

and my wife is thirteen and cooks my 

maccaroni and cheese so good i 

got her out on the streets for a good good price 

(ten years ago) 

i'm not gonna lie (uh-uh) 

i like it rough (uh-huh) 

hillary cliton, let's get it 

on 

i have a missile (uh-huh) 

it's very small (so small) 

it's in my pants (hehe) 

i can't get it up (aww) 

i bomb new york (oops) 

better luck (next time) 

you heard of london (uh huh) 

not anymore (aww) 

i bomb iran (yeah) 

oops that's japan (not again) 

i made a goof 

now i gotta start again 

i roll the world up in a ball like katamari 

if i bomb your crib yep sorry 

i'm a ninja warrior 

i went harvard 

i bombed pearl harbor 

i want the whole world to know that i'm powerful 

(i have a small penis) 

everyone to the floor we are gonna die-e-e-e 

put your head between your legs and say konichiwa-a-a-a 

death to all, fuck the world, cause i like to tupac-c-c-c-c 

now the world must stop-p-p-p-p 

cause of my small cock-k-k-k-k 

one day you'll say why is everybody dead 

why didn't we just do what Kim Jong ll said 

now we all are slaves 

monkeys rule the place 

it's planet of the apes (oh okay) 

i'm a korean 

(tee-hee) 

and i'm not gonna beef with suge knight 

because i think that if he heard my 

my tupac parody he'd find me and tell me 

I'm stealing 

(hurry up and take a picture of me dangling from the balcony) 

and i like my chinese food cooked right 

i don't like japanese or the thai 

i would like to see the world die 

'cause i'm a korean