Sweet Transvestite Lyrics - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Richard O'brien

How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman 

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, 

He thought you were the candyman 

Don't get strung up, by the way I look 

Don't judge a book by its cover 

I'm not much of a man by the light of day, 

But by night I'm one hell of a lover 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From transexual Transylvania 

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound 

You look like you're both pretty groovy 

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, 

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie 

I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're