I Can Make You A Man Lyrics - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Richard O'brien

Dr. Frank-N-Furter 

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds 

Will get sand in his face 

When kicked to the ground 

And soon in the gym 

With a determined chin 

The sweat from his pores 

As he works for his cause 

Will make him glisten 

And gleam, and with massage 

And just a little bit of steam 

He'll be pink and quite clean 

He'll be a strong man 

Oh, honey! 

Chorus 

But the wrong man 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter 

He'll eat nutritious, high protein 

And swallow raw eggs 

Try to build up his shoulders 

His chest, arms, and legs 

Such an effort 

If he only knew of my plan 

In just seven days 

Chorus 

I can make you a man 

Dr. Frank-N-Furter 

He'll do press-ups and chin-ups 

Do the snatch, clean, and jerk 

He thinks dynamic tension 

Must be hard work 

Such strenuous living 

I just don't understand 

When in just seven days 

Oh, baby 

I can make you a man