The Sold-out Artist Lyrics - Gingerbread Man - Residents

Out in the street and under the sun 

I kissed his feet and loaded his gun 

Sooner or later everyone does 

Everybody feeds the fat boy 

Everybody feeds the fat boy 

They just don't get it 

Vampires - vampires 

It's all about vampires but they're all vampires too 

It's all about sucking on something 

Some suck scum, some suck tits and some just suck up 

They all suck something 

Except Ted Williams 

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He never sucked 

I'll be buried with Ted Williams cards 

He hit .406 in 1941 

Coulda sat out the last game with a .3995 

And gone in the book as .400 but he played 

And he went four for five 

Ted Williams he never sucked 

Yeah they all think I suck 

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But they really wish their stuff sold like mine 

Next I'll do "Nude Descending a Staircase" 

I'll get a hundred grand for it 

Let 'em suck that! Out in the street and under the sun