The Dying Oilman Lyrics - Gingerbread Man - Residents

I couldn't be good 

Maybe I'm crazy 

I couldn't be good 

Maybe I'm mad 

I couldn't be good 

Don't get in my way because 

I couldn't be good 

But I'm bad 

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I never thought it be like this 

I just figured it'd be a brand new El Dorado every year from now on 

Aw, who is this guy in the mirror 

He looks so weak and pasty 

I always wanted to take little Sam 

To see that Sphinx statue over there in Egypt 

I still don't like the idea of that guy over in Denver 

Firefloodin' on my field 

Asshole's so dumb he wouldn't know a pisspot from a kumquat 

God, he could cost me a thousand barrels a day out of that field 

Always wanted to see all that stuff they got over there in Europe 

And take little Sam and Earline both 

God, I need a smoke 

Don't seem like one little smoke would matter that much now 

I gotta go back for more of them treatments tomorrow 

Green 

The whole goddamn place is green 

But it ain't grass green or money green 

It's puke green or pus green 

And it's the kind of green I feel like when I'm there 

Like a bug about to be squished 

I just know Earline would love to see that Eiffel Tower 

Over there in France 

I think maybe she even has a poster about it in her room 

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