Marry Ann Lyrics - 11:11 - Regina Spektor

Miss Marry Ann 

Kept her man 

In porcupine gloves, in porcupine gloves 

And on that day 

As scheduled 

They made porcupine love, porcupine love 

So stiff and stuck and prickly 

He came in and then back out quickly 

But lord not any quicker than according to plan 

Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other 

Miss Marry Ann 

Had a man 

Named Stan, Stan Buttler 

He had no antlers 

He had no center 

He had no enter and he had no exit 

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His hair was short and prickly 

He came in and then back out quickly 

But lord not any quicker than according to plan 

Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other 

And how he loved her apple pies, 

How he loved her meat loaf, 

How he loved her chicken breasts, 

How he loved her pudding, 

Served promptly at eight o'clock, 

Served promptly at seven 

Served promptly at ten o'clock, 

And promptly at eleven heaven 

Miss Marry Ann 

Kept her cans 

In alphabetical order 

Miss Marry Ann 

Began to have 

Some thoughts of murder 

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Miss Marry Ann 

Started to think 

Real hard about her future 

Miss Marry Ann 

Preferred her meat 

To be freshly butchered 

Oh she killed him rather quickly 

Man that woman was truly sickly 

But lord not any sicker than according to plan 

Like a soldier, one foot in front of the other 

And how he loved her apple pies, 

How he loved her meat loaf, 

How he loved her chicken breasts, 

How he loved her pudding, 

Served promptly at eight o'clock, 

Served promptly at seven 

Served promptly at ten o'clock, 

And promptly at eleven heaven 

Miss Marry Ann 

Kept her man 

In porcupine gloves, in porcupine gloves 

And on that day 

As scheduled 

They made porcupine love, porcupine lo-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-apchu!