Mom & Dad Lyrics - Singles - Proof

[Proof] 

Drug nation, we know no denial 

We are fuckin drug addicts, ha ha! 

Don'tcha? Yes! Don'tcha? Yes! 

Don'tcha? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain! 

[Proof] 

Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll 

Gave a little X, and I got some stroll 

Can't tell I lit this roach it's too hot to hold 

Turn that up, that's the Countin' Crows 

Hy-dro, let's abuse it 

Oh, no, that's techno music 

Homos and sex abusers 

Slow mo', hit the exit duty 

A pill, bitch, and a room 

Condom biz, takes balloons 

Ass, tits, acid 

Pass it (that's it!) 

Puff, puff, and pass 

(Puff, puff, and pass!) 

The motherfuckin blunt that's stuffed with hash 

Don't make me have to punch yo' ass 

[Chorus: Proof] + (Rude Jude) 

Mom and Dad! (I smoke weed) 

Mom and Dad! (I do blow) 

Mom and Dad! (I take E) 

Mom and Dad! (I bang hoes) 

Oh Mom and Dad! (I sniff paint) 

I've been bad! (I drink 'gnac) 

Don't be mad please! (I jerk off) 

Mom and Dad! (I smoke crack) 

[Proof] 

My mind ain't where I left it last 

I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class! 

Why they call this a special class? 

I'm gon' press an ass, not test to pass 

I do what I want, I'm tired of bein bored 

Pass the Corona and turn on some porn 

Hand me an ambi' and I start snorin 

And don't say it's too early in the mornin! 

I'm horn dog but bad to the bone 

Slick talkin teacher give me ass, I'm alone 

Here, take these pills and pass 'em along 

I don't wanna die in my casket alone 

If I'm a gat in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms 

Morpheus, I took the red and the blue 

(Don't do drugs) No more 

(Don't do drugs) No less 

(Don't do drugs) Without me 

(Don't do drugs!) {*coughing*} 

That's Kid Rock's advice, Tupac alike 

With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin dyke 

(Aw come on Proof, man that ain't right!) 

Man fuck you Salam, it's hip-hop for life 

I'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knife 

Man I got the dick that your mother likes 

[Chorus] 

[Rude Jude] 

Aiyyo Mom and Dad 

Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad 

You left when I was 5 dickhead! 

Yo, I got a secret for you Mom 

I don't even like going to those family reunions 

I just go there to bang my cousins 

That's it, you think I like playing volleyball? 

I'm lookin at their asses Ma 

I'm tryin to knock up one of my cousins Mom 

Yo Pop, I think you're a fuckin homo 

Hey thanks for payin for my college, I'm learnin a lot 

I'm learnin a million, I'm learnin a bunch of shit 

Like how to put rufees in chicks drinks and fuck 'em in the face 

Look for me at teabag.com bitch 

Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great 

Hey Proof, thanks for gettin me on the fuckin record 

Pssh, college, I never been to college 

Community college what? 

I gotta say somethin else, what? 

Fuck it, I'm done...