At Your Inconvenience Lyrics - At Your Inconvenience - Professor Green

I'm back 

Like I never left 

I'm here at your in-convenience 

I'm back 

Like I never left 

I'm here at your in-convenience 

(So Steve, Steve. Where did you grow up? 

Upper Clapton, Hackney 

(How old were you when you first started rapping?) 

I was 18 

(Who are your major influences?) 

Are you serious? 

Your Mum 

I ain't answering anymore of your questions 

You know what? 

I have a question 

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Whose idea was it to get in the charts 

By rhyming over Hungarian dance mu-sic 

And why would I make dance mu-sic 

When I can't dance to it? 

I'm the anecdote to that shit 

Bringing back this rap shit 

Soon as I'm done calling this bulimic-a-fat bitch 

I'll be saving the day and renegade with a dog 

Playing fetch 

Watching him chase a grenade (pow) 

Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno 

If I ever again get mistaken for a Cluedo 

Character 

I'm gonna have to unleash some amateur judo 

I just took a shit and now I can't find any loo roll 

Two flows 

For everyone that you got 

Too hot 

I do squat 

Diddily 

And do more than you do when you do lots 

Do lots 

Do women do for me what they do not do for you? 

Maybe it's got something to do with my new watch 

That's it! 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience 

I have a question 

Why would I beat around the bush or take the scenic route? 

When I'm a meanie 

Born to instigate fumes 

I'm the morning, midday and evening news 

And I started a trend 

Mike got his teeth fixed too 

(Mike Skinner) 

If you're wondering where I've been at 

Kicked back with a six-pack 

Of becks on a bench 

Sunbathing in a hijab 

Give me a Tic-Tac 

I just had a pack of Nik Naks 

Thanks 

Now I'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe 

Mish, mash, mosh-pit 

Whenever I drop shit 

It's hot shit 

I just won a race with an ostrich 

Obnoxious, preposterous, looney, a damn nutter 

If I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother (ah!) 

I live life without an ounce of logic 

I like my wrist so much 

I spent a house deposit on it 

Vomit and then I drink more wine 

Then I broke a bowl 

And hope the Hospital gives me morphine 

How do you spend your time? 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience) 

I don't have a question 

Nope 

When it comes to competition 

I'm burying them 

Better to bury them 

Then have them getting lairy again 

They want it with me like they want it with malaria 

Like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again 

I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack 

I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's 

Actually 

I promise to never be so vulgar 

To never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova 

I swear 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience 

(I'm back) 

I'm back 

(Like I never left) 

Like I never left 

(I'm here at your) 

I'm here at your 

(In-convenience) 

In-convenience 

I think I've got it out of my system now 

(You sure?) 

I am once again ready to answer questions 

(Good, cause there's so much I've been wanting to ask you) 

About 8 inches 

(What?)