Rishathra Lyrics - Singles - Ookla The Mok

Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobile 

Luis: And Rand was at the wheel 

Rand: With gear and clothes and Adam 

crammed against the windshield 

A: We were gonna filk until the break of dawn 

L: We're going to the con 

R: Luis Tomas Garcia had his Sandman T-shirt on 

A: Rand was driving I was playing my guitar 

L: And I was in the car 

R: And then we stopped 

A: And that's when Rand said, 

R: "I don't know where we are" 

A: I was trying to get the map unfolded 

when I heard a sound 

L: I looked around 

R: And then I noticed that the car 

was lifted off the ground 

All: What was going on 

how were we floating through the air? 

All: Maybe it has to do with that flying saucer 

over there? 

A: Hold on this might not be as bad as it seems 

L: What do you mean? 

R: We'll miss the con! 

L: What are you on? 

R: We're in a tractor beam! 

R: Luis looked down and marvelled 

at the endless rows of corn 

L: "That's a lot of corn!" 

A: And Rand beaped out the rhythm 

the theme of Close Encounters on the horn 

R: Adam was trying to teach his fingers what to do 

L: "Na noo! Na noo!" 

A: As we docked aboard what appeared to be 

an interstellar zoo 

R: I turned the car off and we timidly disembarked 

L: "We're double parked!" 

A: Gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic Noah's Ark 

R: And that's when Adam walked away without a glance 

L: I peed my pants 

A: I couldn't help it 

I was in some kind of weird hypnotic trance 

A: I woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak on 

A: I was lying on a bed with nothing 

but my tube socks on 

A: I saw a shapely silhouette in the door 

L: She was a ten! 

R: An alien! 

A: I was stiffer than Al Gore 

A: We didn't have a common culture or a common tongue 

A: We didn't have a thing in common 

as I've already sung 

A: We didn't have an ounce of mutual respect 

All: But we had sex 

All: We had sex 

All: Sex 

All: We had sex 

R: And then a hooded stranger took me by the hand 

L: "Don't leave me Rand!" 

A: But Rand just followed 

knowing that Luis would understand 

R: She asked me if I wanted latte or Darjeeling tea 

L: "I'm thirsty!" 

A: They quickly saw they had compatible personalities 

R: We had the same opinions 

we shared the same philosophy 

R: We had the same Snoopy lunchbox 

we watched the same shows on TV 

R: We both liked movies with cheap special effects 

A&L: But we did not have sex 

R: ("She said she just wanted to stay friends") 

A&L: We did not have sex 

R: ("She said she'd write me but she never did") 

A&L: No sex 

R: ("She gave me her phone number 

but when I called it it was a laundromat") 

A&L: We did not have sex 

A: With Rand and Adam gone Luis was all alone 

L: "E.T. phone home!" 

R: He was in the dark 

and all he could hear was Adam moan 

A: Things were looking grim 

for the drummer of Ookla the Mok 

L: "Help me Spock!" 

R" Next thing he knew Luis was on all fours 

stripped to his jock 

L: I was more scared than I had ever been 

in all my life 

L: I didn't want to spend the next forty years 

as E.T.'s wife 

A: Well maybe this isn't quite as bad as it seems... 

L: At least yours was a female! 

A&R: And they had sex 

L: ("Mine was a huge purple guy") 

A&R: They had sex 

L: ("And he had this huge, long... ANTENNAE") 

A&R: Sex 

L: ("And these bulging, humongous... EARS") 

A&R: They had sex 

L: ("It was horrible... I'm never doing that again!") 

A: It ended just as quickly as it had begun 

L: You mean YOU'RE done 

R: It was more confusing than the ending of 2001 

A: I had a good time 

R: And I gained a friend 

L: It was a bad joke but I got it in the end