My Favorite Boxer Lyrics - The Gay Parade - Of Montreal

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 

He goes smasho and everyone cheers 

He turns big men into whimpering cowards 

He's so strong and how I adore him 

But I'm so weak 

So much so that I'm afraid 

to walk alone down my street 

I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano 

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 

His smile is so white like elephant ivory 

He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends 

Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves 

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But I don't know many girls 

And I certainly don't know any girls like that 

Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano 

One summer day I was sitting on the bridge 

Looking at the water below 

When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice 

Coming from down the road 

It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped 

I saw Hector Ormano with some friends 

And as they approached my mind went blank 

As I struggled to find the words 

I was dying to tell him 

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As Hector walked by he picked up a stick 

And threw it at my head 

His friends went quiet and Hector said to me 

"What are you looking at wimp?" 

HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR! 

Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer 

Even though he was mean to me 

My father says I'm a meaningless no one 

Compaired to the perfect Hector Ormano