Jaw, Knee, Music Lyrics - Longest Ep - Nofx

Johnny has a problem 

Johnny is out of control 

He had a TV party 

With the kids in the black hole 

Stealing people's mail 

And lynching the landlord 

Things to do when angry, young and bored 

Johnny was only a lad 

Johnny hates the scene 

First he hit an old man 

Then he hit and run Pauline 

The record player spinning the best times 

I never had 

So why do my old records make me sad? 

Cause they're so bad 

And no one seems to understand 

The glory of guitar 

When out of tune 

The off timing 

The singers who can't sing 

The beauty of flaw 

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He's a teenage vegetable 

This is the last resort 

He's got PCP in his veins 

He lives inside a quart 

Johnny is a punk rocker 

Johnny is he queer? 

Johnny needed two bags 

And a car to commandeer 

Johnny wasn't liked much 

But he had a lot of friends 

Waits on stage 

Eating ludes 

A mindless brainwashed pig 

Johnny was a good man 

Till the day that he got shot 

He had a jacked up chevy 

That could blow you off the spot 

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Johnny always needs 

More than he takes 

Forgets a couple chords 

Forgets a couple breaks 

Johnny says he's bound 

By only six strings to this world 

Johnny questions sellout bands 

And Johnny pux0rz Ritilin 

And Johnny is an angry amputeen